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WiskoDate: Monday, 23.05.2011, 9:15 PM | Message # 1
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
 
MalikDate: Monday, 23.05.2011, 9:31 PM | Message # 2
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Chuck Norris kicked planet earth, and it hasn't stopped spinning to this day.
Chuck Norris can make a stuffed animal bleed.
Chuck Norris's DVR player can fast forward live television.
Chuck Norris once won a staring contest with Medusa.
Good jokes though smile
 
vajmar1Date: Sunday, 19.06.2011, 10:56 AM | Message # 3
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Chuck Norris hasn't lost his virginity. Chuck never loses...
 
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