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vajmar1Date: Monday, 23.05.2011, 9:58 PM | Message # 1
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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
smile smile
 
TricKDate: Monday, 23.05.2011, 10:07 PM | Message # 2
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
 
AdministratorDate: Thursday, 26.05.2011, 5:31 PM | Message # 3
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A dirty joke: Ferrari in mud. :-D
 
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